Galafianakis Archiviantis

Galafianakis had a show called Late Show or some such and it aired on VH1 on 2002 or so. If Fishing with John can make it into the Criterion Collection... the problem is that Galafianakis' guest list included Eric Estrada from Chips, Ricki Lake from the sty, Bill Paxton, the Eels (?), and Eminem from when he was the lead singer in Everclear. etc.





I think that when you could say "what does a poorly produced television show look like" you could point to this; but Gfknis's problem is one of futurism: he was too damned good at his supposed height of 33 years old. If he's the innocent Parzifal in these clips, then in 2010 he's the experienced Destructress, Nicole Kidman's left nip in Dogville, having taken it by all the jews in town and now he's unleashing a comedy to destroy the medium - and to think that in 2002 the only mainstream comedy blockbusters were American Pie 1, 2, 3 etc and anything with Ben Stiller. Those movies were fucking Sirk melodramas updated to include semen and flute vaginas. Gross, stick a fork in me because I am grossed out like a girl.






Either that or the late 90's to early 2000's were the worst years of our lives. Thankfully, that's oh so true, and dubbly thankfelly, we were mostly too young to be immersed in it. And the only way to break free will be to wear suits and be conservatives, but not republicans, because young republicans still wear American Eagle and Pac Sun.

But in All wonder. Galafianakis is so far beyond and all we're laughing at is astral dust from a receding bum crack.

Also, here's one for my female audience. I once read VOGUE, a favorite of the future mothers of our society, and a fashion marm mentioned that anything Isabel Marant looked at, she had to own. I consider myself to be that fashion marm, and Isabel Marant to be Zurich GrfFlanakis.

While crying and shivering after I've bulemed all over the bathroom floor from antidepressent binges, I remember that some day I'll watch another clip of Gladafanlaiks on YouTube.