AmericairemA = pronounced a-MARE-ih-CARE-ee-ma

AmericairemA = pronounced a-MARE-ih-CARE-ee-ma

So, look at this:
1) Take away the first a, so that we have MARE-ih-CARE-ee-ma.
2) Take away the E on MARE, and the m from -ma at the end, you have MAR-ih-CARE-ee-a.
3) Now, take the -a from the end, and put it after the -ih:

WHAT???? SERIOUSLY DUDE?????

MAR-ih-a CARE-ee

MARIAH CAREY

Is that how you spell her name? Most likely, yes, and all that to prove my point that mariah carey is the most american name ever, because you can spell america in a mirror-like fashion, forwards and backwards, and still find her name jumbled in there.


http://online.wsj.com/article/wonder_land.html

So, mutiny at the Wall Street Journal? No, but yes. So in this thingy written by some guy I don't know, he said a bunch of stuff:

1) McCain is fucked
2)

So, there you have it.

I don't really know much, but I don't know how Obama could possibly lose? I'm excited, but then again, Bush et. al. did so well at building an absurd infrastructure of the right that it's going to be years before they can be pulled back to the left.

Another interesting point? No, this is not interesting:
This november, when there's an election for president, there will also be more congressional elections. The guy who wrote the thing above, that I linked to, made a brief point about this, with the republicans " facing a 10-to-20 seat loss in November,"!!!!!

WHAT? WHAT?

And, the House of somethingsomething (House of representatives!), being led by the democrats, only has a 9% approval rating? Luckily, I get all my sources from this one essay, because one a day keeps something something away. It just doesn't make sense. Why would the GOP expect to lose 10-20 more seats while the democratically controlled house is the poster child for that 9% approval rating.

It could have something to do with Bush still, the war, economy, all this was somehow (or so people like to think!) orchestrated over the last few years by the GOP, when they controlled Everything, with a big E.

So are the american people stupid, or is it that the wall street journal is owned by a primitive life form.

Stupid me! It's me that's the stupid one!
Of the few things that help this predicament, I would hope that smoking dope wouldn't be smoking one of them. The Audacity of Dope. Written and edited and published by our in-house staff of minority journalists. This really means whites, blacks, latinos, et. al. (The et al means Armenians, Asians, Russians, et. al. ad infinitumination). This is the new coalition of americans. And I don't know if they're necessarily stupid. Naive? yes, but not stupid. Naive, no, no no... They're not naive, or stupid. They're just - myeeeeehhhhhh - how do you say it in this language? I'm sorry there's not really a word to describe it. In Greek, the word is Kellimapopopolis, which roughly translates to "I love you like a sister" and "Noble Disgust".

Our trained staff does love each other like sisters. But we also have a Noble Disgust for one another. My Irish ancestors probably hated the Asians, but the Africans hated the Europeans, and we all know that the Europeans are too pussy to hate anyone, so that's why we deported the SHIT out of them over the past 2 some-odd years.

[Insert more talking points here]