The New New Website you've all Been Wanting And YEARNING AND SCREAMING OHHHH MY GOD I WANT IT SO HARD, I DON"T CARE THAT YOU"RE BLEEDING ON ME

We are in the process of changing a website (this website) from Current Format (the current format you see RIGHT NOW!) to Future Format (which will be a Military Gossip Blog, so we'll talk about which cologne colonels wear, and who's sticking it to who, and because it's DON"T ASK DON"T TELL, then we'll just make most of it up (but not really! it's all going to be real!)

And Close Parentheses again.

*This Series is Called:
"Pride and Prejiduce Don Quixote A Christmas... Joyce ...Carol... Oates Sucks at Writing (2005)"




*This is part 1 of a series I like to call:
"EGPFTVOTM-T-U-CIIDBDTRAWHFMAACMFLAAHITHCBASCBDMTFCAWTDDTGCSWFAIWTPAWITMOSWINMBAFIKWHTPTIDHBIJSPAT;P1 (2008) Watercolor on Rye; Scrap Metal; Absorbant Glass"

Which Stands For:

"Exploring global poverty from the views of the middle-to-upper-class Irish immigrant descendants born during the Reagan Administration whom have found marijuana as a coping mechanism for laziness and a high inner thigh hair count but are still cool because drinking makes them feel cool and when they don't drink they get cranky so without further adieu I wish to present a window into the mind of someone who is not myself but a friend I know who has these problems that I don't have because I'm just so psyched about things; PART 1 (2008)"

Part 2 will be more of the same, and then Part 3 will be not too different, but different enough so that you can't really tell the three apart.

* - The Series is titled "Pride and Prejiduce Don Quixote A Christmas... Joyce ...Carol... Oates Sucks at Writing (2005)", But Part 1 of the Series is titled the longer title in bold.